Brand-new book and CD edition of wickedly clever rhymes by the world's number-one storyteller

This book is filled with revolting rhymes.
(Be warned- It's no ordinary Once upon a time).

There's poor Cindy whose heart was torn to shreds, because her Prince, he chops off heads!

Snow White's dwarfs although awfully nice, are guilty of one shocking vice . . .

And what becomes of Goldilocks, that nasty thieving little louse, when she goes sneaking around the three bear's house . . .